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Cheney skotinn

14. febrúar, 2006

Einsog flestir ttu a vita, skaut Dick Cheney 78 ra gamlan veiiflaga sinn um helgina. etta samtal er r Daily Show, besta tti heimi:

Jon Stewart: “I’m joined now by our own vice-presidential firearms mishap analyst, Rob Corddry. Rob, obviously a very unfortunate situation. How is the vice president handling it?

Rob Corddry: “Jon, tonight the vice president is standing by his decision to shoot Harry Wittington. According to the best intelligence available, there were quail hidden in the brush. Everyone believed at the time there were quail in the brush.

“And while the quail turned out to be a 78-year-old man, even knowing that today, Mr. Cheney insists he still would have shot Mr. Whittington in the face. He believes the world is a better place for his spreading buckshot throughout the entire region of Mr. Whittington’s face.”

Jon Stewart: “But why, Rob? If he had known Mr. Whittington was not a bird, why would he still have shot him?”

Rob Corddry: “Jon, in a post-9-11 world, the American people expect their leaders to be decisive. To not have shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak.”

Jon Stewart: “That’s horrible.”

Rob Corddry: “Look, the mere fact that we’re even talking about how the vice president drives up with his rich friends in cars to shoot farm-raised wingless quail-tards is letting the quail know ‘how’ we’re hunting them. I’m sure right now those birds are laughing at us in that little ‘covey’ of theirs.

Jon Stewart: “I’m not sure birds can laugh, Rob.”

Rob Corddry: “Well, whatever it is they do coo .. they’re cooing at us right now, Jon, because here we are talking openly about our plans to hunt them. Jig is up. Quails one, America zero.

Jon Stewart: “Okay, well, on a purely human level, is the vice president at least sorry?”

Rob Corddry: “Jon, what difference does it make? The bullets are already in this man’s face. Let’s move forward across party lines as a people to get him some sort of mask.”

Sj fleiri Cheney tengda brandara hr. Athyglisvert a bera saman brandarana r Letterman og Jay Leno. Brandararnir r eim ttum eru alveg pnlega fyndnir, en efni r Daily Show 10 sinnum betra. g get ekki skili af hverju Leno og Letterman eru enn sndir, mean a ekki er hgt a sj Daily Show. skiljanleg kvrun hj slenskum sjnvarpsstvum.

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algjrlega skiljanlegt…

rni sendi inn - 14.02.06 12:47 - (Ummli #1)

g horfi Daily Show hr: www.youtube.com

Gunnar sendi inn - 14.02.06 14:06 - (Ummli #2)

Monologue-arnir Letterman eru algjrt aukaatrii, djki Letterman snst alls ekki um eitthva standup eins og hj Leno. a er aeins dpra grninu hj Letterman og hans ttir krefjast ess a flk “komi sr inn ttinn” me tmanum, egar maur fattar t hva Letterman gengur vera etta sniiiiilldar ttir. Svolti erfitt a tskra en g man alveg eftir v egar g “fattai” Letterman. a arf hinsvegar ekkert a fatta Leno, mr finnst hann bara llegur.

Viurkenni a a g hef ekki miki r Daily Show en mr fannst a gott a sem g s. Tluvert ruvsi ttir en Letterman og Leno myndi g halda.

Sigurjn sendi inn - 14.02.06 15:07 - (Ummli #3)

g “fattai” einu sinni Letterman. En a var hins vegar egar hann var enn fyndinn. dag er hann einfaldlega tbtrunninn.

Daily Show er rum klassa.

Einar rn sendi inn - 14.02.06 22:07 - (Ummli #4)

Skil ekki essa umru um Letterman og Jay Leno vs Daily Show. Er etta einhver spurning?

Hrna er tturinn: http://www.youtube.com/?v=-EaBnnIx8x8

Gunnar sendi inn - 14.02.06 22:24 - (Ummli #5)

kvld Reykjavik, Aleida Guevara, Barnlknir talar kvld.

http://frontpage.simnet.is/cuba/rammi.htm

ink sendi inn - 15.02.06 15:50 - (Ummli #6)
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