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Fucking fstudagskvld

ágúst 15, 2003

Er eitthva leiinlegra essum heimi en a vera einn heima fstudagskvldi?? g bkstaflega hata svona kvld, g er a morkna r leiindum. Vst a g hafi ekkert plana kvld kva g a reyna a rfa bina en g gafst fljtt upp v. g veit eiginlega ekki hva g hef veri a gera allt kvld.

J, g horfi Cubs vinna fjra leikinn r (djfull er Mark Prior gur!!). Hafnaboltadeildin bandarska er algjrt i, v a eir sna alla leiki gegnum Real Player 300kb straum. annig a gin eru frbr og g get horft Cubs. g held a mr s ekki eins annt um neitt rttali einsog Cubs, nema auvita Liverpool.

rtt fyrir a Cubs hafi komi mr gott skap, finnst mr einhvern veginn einsog maur s meira einn egar maur er einn fstudagskvldi. tti maur ekki a vera b ea eitthva me krustunni? ji, blva vl er etta. Er ekki enn alveg binn a n mr eftir sasta samband og hef v einstaklega gaman af v a vorkenna sjlfum mr. Veit ekki almennilega af hverju. g mli lka eindregi gegn v a hlusta s Jeff Buckley svona annarlegu standi. a gerir bara illt verra.


g var klippingu dag og lt nna t fyrir a vera fjrum rum yngri en g var morgun. a er svo sem ekki merkilegt. Hins vegar var g a lesa S & Heyrt hrgreislustofunni. Ein af stunum fyrir v a g fer reglulega klippingu er a get g lesi nokkra vikna skammt af S & Heyrt.

Allavegana, htur a vera helvti flt a vera reglulegur gestur essu blai. g myndi ekki beint fagna v a sj grein um hversu stfanginn g vri af einhverri stelpu eftir a ljsmyndari S & Heyrt hefi s okkur kyssast inn einhverjum bar. a hltur a auka spennuna og rstinginn sambandi verulega. Pls held g a a s hpi a tala um st eftir a par hefur sst djamminu einu sinni af ljsmyndara S & Heyrt.


Bill Simmons er besti rttapislahfundur heimi, a er alveg ljst. sasta pistli snum fer hann gegnum pstinn sinn og ar kemur mjg g spurning (etta hefur komi of oft fyrir mig. g virist laast a stelpum, sem eru fstu, einsog segull).

Q: What would be the best sports equivalent to that moment when you're talking to an attractive woman who you think you're hitting it off with, and she casually mentions her boyfriend mid-sentence, and you have to keep the conversation moving without showing disappointment?

A: Losing a no-hitter (nnast fullkominn leikur baseball). No question. You're cruising along, all your pitches are working, you're trying not to get ahead of yourself, you're taking it one batter at a time, the crowd's getting behind you ... and then she casually throws out the boyfriend, like a piping-hot stake in the heart. And you have to regroup mentally, finish the conversation, and pretend that you're not even remotely rattled. Even though you're reeling inside.

(Doesn't that sound just like losing a no-hitter? And why do women relish doing that to us so much? It's like they teach a class for this stuff somewhere.)

Bill leggur einnig til hvernig menn geta veja msa atburi brkaupum. g er einmitt a fara eitt slkt Frakklandi fimmtudag

So sprucing the festivities up with gambling. ... I mean, that's inspired genius. Let's assume that we're working with a 5 p.m. wedding ceremony, just for the sake of accuracy. Here are some other things you could gamble on:

1. Quality of the best man's toast vs. quality of the cake (even odds): This one could be especially fun if you wagered heavily on the best man, then he choked in his speech, and you wanted to kill him afterward. And yes, few things in life are more enjoyable than someone screwing up a best man's speech. I can't believe somebody hasn't turned "Worst Best Man Speeches" into its own TV show yet.

2. Girl who catches the bouquet hooks up with the guy who catches the garter (10-1 odds): I've only been to one wedding where this ever happened, so the 10-1 odds seem generous here.

3. Groom's horny friend starts grinding on the dance floor with somebody's attractive cousin who isn't 21 yet (even odds): And somebody's mother is always horrified. You can usually see this one coming. As an aside, I was delighted when this exact scenario happened at my wedding. It was a dream come true.

4. Band plays "I Will Survive" (+/- 8:45pm): I hate this song. There's always that one girl on the dance floor who just broke up with someone and gets a little too into the lyrics. Calm down, honey.

5. Token slutty bridesmaid goes after a waiter, band member, or any friend of the groom attending the wedding without his girlfriend (wager $400 to win $100): Easy money. When you mix the emotions of "I'm sad because my friend's getting married and I'm still single" with "I'm horny and drunk" and "Everyone looks good because we're all dressed up," just about anything's possible. They probably can't make these odds high enough.

6. Groom cries or faints during the wedding ceremony (3-1 odds): And here's the worst thing: You can't really make fun of them afterward. It was too big of a moment. So you might as well wager on it.

7. Puking or fisticuffs during the reception (10-1 odds): Although these odds drop to 3-1 in the general Boston area.

8. The Mother-Groom dance is "You Look Wonderful Tonight" (20-1 odds): We needed a long-shot wager on here. Imagine the excitement if you had 20-1 on Clapton and those first few seconds of the song started playing.

9. Fat guys dancing without their jackets and sweatstains under their arms (+/- 2.5): Another great part about weddings. Huge, sweeping sweatstains are always funny.

10. The token "couple who's been dating for three years and either need to get engaged or break up" have a huge blowout during the wedding reception (even odds): Not good times. Uh-oh ... I'm having flashbacks ...

And the ultimate long-shot bet...

11. Wedding called off at last minute (50-1 odds): It's dark, it's evil ... but a $10 bet wins you $500. More than enough to pay for your tux.

Einar rn uppfri kl. 23:07 | 1076 Or | Flokkur: Dagbk



Ummli (4)


einar… vi eigum svo margt sameiginlegt… g fr klippingu lka gr og svo var g vlkt a vorkenna mr a vera ein heima fstudagskvldi a horf vdj!!! :-)

katrn sendi inn - 16.08.03 09:12 - (Ummli #1)

i hefu bara tt a hittast gr og lta ykkur leiast saman, veri a muna etta nst!!!! Annars var g einmitt a hugsa grkvldi hva mr fannst islegt og notalegt a vera heima fstudagskvldi… g er kannski orin svona gmul??? :-)

Soffa sendi inn - 16.08.03 09:35 - (Ummli #2)

Jamm, a hefi potttt veri skemmtilegra en grkvldi var. g fr eiginlega a sofa af v a g hafi ekkert a gera, ekki vegna ess a g var svo reyttur. :-)

En a ltur allavegana t fyrir a kvldi kvld veri skemmtilegra. :-)

Einar rn sendi inn - 16.08.03 15:28 - (Ummli #3)

g lka mar, g var sofnu rmlega 11!

katrn sendi inn - 17.08.03 13:05 - (Ummli #4)

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