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Cheney skotinn

febrúar 14, 2006

Einsog flestir ćttu ađ vita, ţá skaut Dick Cheney 78 ára gamlan veiđifélaga sinn um helgina. Ţetta samtal er úr Daily Show, besta ţćtti í heimi:

Jon Stewart: “I’m joined now by our own vice-presidential firearms mishap analyst, Rob Corddry. Rob, obviously a very unfortunate situation. How is the vice president handling it?

Rob Corddry: “Jon, tonight the vice president is standing by his decision to shoot Harry Wittington. According to the best intelligence available, there were quail hidden in the brush. Everyone believed at the time there were quail in the brush.

“And while the quail turned out to be a 78-year-old man, even knowing that today, Mr. Cheney insists he still would have shot Mr. Whittington in the face. He believes the world is a better place for his spreading buckshot throughout the entire region of Mr. Whittington’s face.”

Jon Stewart: “But why, Rob? If he had known Mr. Whittington was not a bird, why would he still have shot him?”

Rob Corddry: “Jon, in a post-9-11 world, the American people expect their leaders to be decisive. To not have shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak.”

Jon Stewart: “That’s horrible.”

Rob Corddry: “Look, the mere fact that we’re even talking about how the vice president drives up with his rich friends in cars to shoot farm-raised wingless quail-tards is letting the quail know ‘how’ we’re hunting them. I’m sure right now those birds are laughing at us in that little ‘covey’ of theirs.

Jon Stewart: “I’m not sure birds can laugh, Rob.”

Rob Corddry: “Well, whatever it is they do … coo .. they’re cooing at us right now, Jon, because here we are talking openly about our plans to hunt them. Jig is up. Quails one, America zero.

Jon Stewart: “Okay, well, on a purely human level, is the vice president at least sorry?”

Rob Corddry: “Jon, what difference does it make? The bullets are already in this man’s face. Let’s move forward across party lines as a people … to get him some sort of mask.”

Sjá fleiri Cheney tengda brandara hér. Athyglisvert ađ bera saman brandarana úr Letterman og Jay Leno. Brandararnir úr ţeim ţáttum eru alveg pínlega ófyndnir, en efniđ úr Daily Show 10 sinnum betra. Ég get ekki skiliđ af hverju Leno og Letterman eru enn sýndir, á međan ađ ekki er hćgt ađ sjá Daily Show. Óskiljanleg ákvörđun hjá íslenskum sjónvarpsstöđvum.

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